quotes on love and happiness

If you don't read the newspaper, you are uninformed. If you do read the newspaper, you are misinformed. ~Author unknown, commonly attributed to Mark Twain or Thomas Jefferson



The ablest writer is only a gardener first, and then a cook: his tasks are, carefully to select and cultivate his strongest and most nutritive thoughts; and when they are ripe, to dress them, wholesomely, and yet so that they may have a relish. ~Augustus William Hare and Julius Charles Hare, Guesses at Truth, by Two Brothers, 1827



Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are good is like expecting the bull not to charge because you are a vegetarian. ~Dennis Wholey



Skipping is a form of flying. ~Jessi Lane Adams



Regret for the things we did can be tempered by time; it is regret for the things we did not do that is inconsolable. ~Sydney J. Harris



A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. ~Helen Rowland



What is conservatism? Is it not adherence to the old and tried, against the new and untried? ~Abraham Lincoln



The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton The one real object of education is to have a man in the condition of continually asking questions. ~Bishop Mandell Creighton



The Past lies upon the Present like a giant's dead body. ~Nathaniel Hawthorne, The House of Seven Gables



I know we're meant to be these hard-headed, money-obsessed professionals but we're still little boys at heart. Just ask our wives. ~Rob Lee, 1998



The only guy I have to get better than is who I am right now. ~M*A*S*H, Colonel Potter



My heart is glass, daily shattered. ~Jaesse Tyler



Night, the beloved. Night, when words fade and things come alive. When the destructive analysis of day is done, and all that is truly important becomes whole and sound again. When man reassembles his fragmentary self and grows with the calm of a tree. ~Antoine de Saint-Exupery



Envy slays itself by its own arrows. ~Author Unknown



Time is a physician that heals every grief. ~Diphilus



User, n. The word computer professionals use when they mean "idiot." ~Dave Barry



Boldness is ever blind, for it sees not dangers and inconveniences whence it is bad in council though good in execution. ~Francis Bacon



Golf can best be defined as an endless series of tragedies obscured by the occasional miracle. ~Author Unknown



A man's as miserable as he thinks he is. ~Seneca



Ice hockey players can walk on water. ~Author Unknown