funny animals pictures with quotes

Anger and folly walk cheek by jole. ~Benjamin Franklin



An expert is a man who tells you a simple thing in a confused way in such a fashion as to make you think the confusion is your own fault. ~William Castle



It is one of the commonest of mistakes to consider that the limit of our power of perception is also the limit of all there is to perceive. ~C.W. Leadbeater



To watch us dance is to hear our hearts speak. ~Hopi Indian Saying



He who takes medicine and neglects to diet wastes the skill of his doctors. ~Chinese Proverb



One of the most delightful things about a garden is the anticipation it provides. ~W.E. Johns, The Passing Show



Chlorine: the breakfast of champions! ~Author Unknown



You can't hold a man down without staying down with him. ~Booker T. Washington



For every promise, there is price to pay. ~Jim Rohn



The good historian is like the giant of the fairy tale. He knows that wherever he catches the scent of human flesh, there his quarry lies. ~Marc Bloch, The Historian's Craft



Just as pieces stitched together in a quilt warm our bodies, scrapbooks bind together memories to warm our hearts. ~Author Unknown



To have some idea what it's like, stand in the outside lane of a motorway, get your mate to drive his car at you at 95 mph and wait until he's 12 yards away, before you decide which way to jump. ~Geoffrey Boycott, 1989, how a cricket batsman feels when facing a fast bowler



Suicide is... the sincerest form of criticism life gets. ~Wilfred Sheed, The Good Word, 1978



But ne'er the rose without the thorn. ~Robert Herrick



I guess there is nothing that will get your mind off everything like golf. I have never been depressed enough to take up the game, but they say you get so sore at yourself you forget to hate your enemies. ~Will Rogers



A neurotic is a man who builds a castle in the air. A psychotic is the man who lives in it. A psychiatrist is the man who collects the rent. ~Jerome Lawrence



The question of whether a computer can think is no more interesting than the question of whether a submarine can swim. ~Edsger Dijkstra



Just because your voice reaches halfway around the world doesn't mean you are wiser than when it reached only to the end of the bar. ~Edward R. Murrow



I try not to kid myself. You know, I don't mind romancing someone else, but to fool yourself is pretty devastating and dangerous. ~Bill Veeck



Fooey! The porchlight is burnt out, and I can't see whether it's dark outside or not. ~Dave Beard